Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle

BLOOMINGTON, IN—Having found himself without others to interact with at a house party Wednesday, guest Ben Weaver reportedly attempted to […]

8. December 2016

The CIA Just Disclosed Hundreds Of Intelligence Memos To The Chinese Government After Accidentally Selecting Its Printer

Prepare to be outraged, because the Central Intelligence Agency just committed an error that has put the entire nation at […]

8. December 2016

Economists Advise Nation’s Poor To Invent The Next Facebook

WASHINGTON—Claiming that no other feasible option exists for the United States’ legions of destitute citizens, a panel of the nation’s […]

8. December 2016

High School Band Teacher Spends 85% Of Rehearsal Hammering In Dress Code For Holiday Concert

SAN JOSE, CA—Emphasizing the importance of his instructions by raising his voice and repeating crucial points, Leland High School band […]

8. December 2016

3 Cups Of Coffee Confident They Can Take Man’s Anxiety From Here

BOZEMAN, MT—Assuring reporters they could maintain the man’s elevated levels of stress and get his mind racing uncontrollably, three cups […]

8. December 2016

Trump’s Huge Inauguration Plan Leaks Out

President-elect Donald Trump has met with reality TV producer Mark Burnett to discuss his inauguration, which Burnett may produce and […]

8. December 2016

2-Year-Old Girl Left With Dead Toddler For 3 Days Because Mom Had Something More Important To Do

A Ukrainian toddler died after his mother left him and his 2-year-old sister alone for nine days to spend time […]

8. December 2016

Nevada High Schooler Tries To Stab Fellow Students; Suddenly — Boom

A knife-wielding high school student who was fighting a classmate was shot by a campus police officer in Nevada (video […]

8. December 2016

Man Who Killed 7-Month-Old By Twisting His Testicles, Sticking Fingers Down Throat Reveals Why

A U.K. man has been found guilty of abusing his 7-month-old son to death. Kane Kennedy, 20, has admitted to […]

8. December 2016

Police Make Disturbing Discovery Regarding Stepmom Of 7-Year-Old Who Vanished In 2010

The stepmother of missing Oregon boy Kyron Horman, who disappeared in 2010, has been charged with stealing a gun by […]

8. December 2016